There's always a reason to smile.
I'm just an average teenaged girl. Follow for quotes and other posts of randomness. <3
so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything